madison's fuckin awesome

fuck yea she is

WOW! Madison's Fuckin Awesome at being Awesome

by Mtn Dew NIGGA February 21, 2010

Madison

Madison is a classic name.
If you are an adult with the name madison, then you are just fucking weird because no one knew of the name then..

If you are a teenager with the name Madison, You are probably blonde and sexy and fucking amazing, because u were named after the Mirmaid in the movie Splash from the 80's..

If you are a child with the name Madison..Then Im sorry, you are just a little clone of the sexy Madison's in their teens and 20's..

"Damn...That girl is fiiinnnee...She is so hot her name must be Madison!"

by Madison007 March 1, 2007

Turkish Maid

A nickname for cannabis, thought to of originally started in Dorset, England. To let other users know they must not talk about cannabis openly.

Examples of Turkish maid:

I want to hire a maid- i want to buy some cannabis.

Is the maid wearing perfume - is the cannabis sprayed or unsprayed.

by Mellow Yellow420 August 18, 2009

Dutch Maid

During sex, when the man is about to come, he pulls out, throws the sheets over the woman and then comes all over the sheet instead. The woman uncovers herself and then gathers the dirty sheets and proceeds to do the man's laundry.

I didn't want her to get pregnant, so I pulled a dutch maid on her. Gotta love not having worry about the sheets getting dirty.

by elleinad311 February 21, 2011

male maid

A male trained to perform housekeeping and other duties of a maid. Often submissive in nature, the male maid is sometimes willing to be attired in traditional (female) maid's clothing.

His fantasy was to become the feminized male maid of a rich and powerful woman.

by Garielle June 29, 2006

Maid of honor

You're basically the brides bitch. You do what ever she says

You're the maid of honor, you do it!

by Thebitch12345 December 24, 2016

madison

A depressed young girl who can't fine a light she is scared of loosing you. She loves you and is afraid of hurting you. She is scared of loosing all of her friends. She feels alone. If you see her talk to her

Wow Madison looks sad today . I better go talk to her

by Sadlifeinme October 9, 2017