learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions

Another (retrograde) definition for educational institutions in the internet age, based on the fact that one has to shut up and listen, and prove or disprove things in the best possible way, as opposed to the internet where everyone can just shout out everything they want or even force themselves on random strangers.
Marked by a contrast of a true understanding of relativism and absolutism as opposed to the internet, where every relative, negligible thing or context is also given full absolute status.

Being too much on the internet makes me long for learn to shut (the fuck) up-institutions.

by felixh November 30, 2016

LearnWare

A learning program that throws walls of texts at you and expects you to learn something out of it.

"Man I'm really tired of LearnWare, there is so much reading!"

by CaptainBurn December 14, 2016

leardo

In the beginning there was man, but following in his shadow was an evil that went unnoticed which eventually integrated with it becoming commonplace amongst the unaware masses. This evil, the prime form of evil which dawns over the socially accepted childish perversion of what true evil is, often portrayed in religion (for example the devil), is that of awareness. Yes... recognition of the futility of life and death. Consciousness unbound by the fleshy host and its desires. An entity that has join and is now trapped in the cycle of living existence which will recite talls of its mind and the vague memories it bares of he future to hopefully spread its complacent views on life and that some day it will be recognised as the true good or the late good. But what does flesh know outside of its confining emotions, trapping desires, ardent greed and self destruction. To act justly without moral poison, to accomplish without gain and to progress for the greater benefit rather than a moment of pleasure is all to far out of reach. This is alld he fault of he unguided flesh so easily wrought by ambition. Only for the moment of its expression and only until death. This is why evil is not good, because true evil is dismissed like the very air we take to breathe and perverted for entertainment... and good truly a mystery originating from the minds of desperation and out of compation for ones own gain in any unique way expressed even if hat be for another flesh.

Leardo, preacher of true darkness that in turn sheds new light.

by Obsydian666 March 30, 2017

Learnagility

A variation of the word "learnability" which defines an approach to building a learning mindset rather than concentrate on the pathway to building a specific skill set. First coined for a discussion on the L&D strategy in Nagarro by Mukund Nair. Its a portmanteau of learning + agility.

In this uncertain world filled with disruption, we need people who not only have skills required today but the learnagility to acquire skills for tomorrow.

by grl_interruptd April 7, 2017

Learn Ache

When you learn so much your head hurts.

Dude, we were taught so much in math class I have a learn ache!

by Abitty03 April 19, 2018

Learly

Word used to specify a time of day, used mainly when during dark (nighttime) hours. In between 'late' at night and 'early' in the morning- that's 'learly'

It's learly here, what's the time where you are?

Don't turn it up, it's too learly!

by Río Bravó May 10, 2018

learnyx

The learnyx is the area of the brain, very large in some people and very small in others, that is responsible for the acquisition of and storing of information.

I just can't seem to remember the words to this speech I need to give. There must be something wrong with my learnyx!

by ElCommissioner June 7, 2018