Lumberjacking

The act of masturbating while someone chainsaws you

This chick blew my mind; we were lumberjacking all night!

by ChainsawGoddess October 23, 2010

lumberjack slap

you initiate a "Donkey Punch", you realize she hasn't gone down for the count, so you immediately break out your trusty chainsaw, cut down the nearest, beefiest, piece of American lumber you can get your naughty mitts on, put on your favorite flannel shirt, get back on your saddle, tell your lady friend you're sorry, and right when she's about to climax, you ring her melon with your new found buddy, toss it over your shoulder and step on her back in victory.

Ahhh yes im gonna tap your ass till it.... ooooh yes yes !!! taste my lumber bitch. POW!

by Ryan Bailey May 13, 2005

lumberjim (see also LJ, Ljim, Jimbo)

1.pn.\ A Jim of unmatched burliness and machismo. Akin to a LumberJack, but much more refined and worldly.

2. adj.\ one who creates havoc around himself.

"Boy, that Arnold Schwartzenegger is almost as manly as Lumberjim"

by Sick Amore' April 17, 2004

lumbernaught

usually used on internet forums, a lumbernaught is a truly manly man: half lumberjack, half astronaught!

shit yeah, he was so amazed that i was a lumbernaught that he hired me right ON THE SPOT.

by Lala92 July 24, 2007

lumber pickle

A euphemism for dirty sex that may or may not include molasses.

Dude I played lumber pickle with Aunt Jemima and now I've got the clap.

by Latro March 4, 2013

lumberjack sandwich

When two hairy men take part in a threesome with another woman. Where the woman is confined between the two, wearing only a lumberjack jacket.
Theres usually bears and chainsaws involved.

Two large men go and ask a woman "Hey baby, wanna go have a lumberjack sandwich?" (In a deep voice)

by Ryeguy95 January 7, 2014

lumberjack

Verb.. When feces is used as a lubricant for a hand job.

She got feces all over my bed last night when she gave me a lumberjack.

by thewoodone September 22, 2014