Moseph Joseph

A massive poop, the likes of which should not have come out of a persons asshole. Often spread via picture message.

David: Awww, who left that Moseph Joseph in the can?

by dagarfy December 31, 2011

Pulling a Joseph

An American male who moves to a foreign country (primarily in Eastern Europe) with the premeditated intention of hoaxing a local into a romantic relationship with him. With the inevitable result being marriage between the two individuals. Then the male subsequently takes his "trophy wife" back to America. The male being less than desirable. The female fitting the traditional standards of being extremely attractive and, of course, fertile!

"I heard through the grapevine that you were pulling a Joseph this weekend," remarked Ronald.

"To be so lucky . . ." replied Richard.

by Moneytree March 24, 2008

Joseph Smith

Founder of Mormonism.

Every Hebrew letter is a number. The name Joseph Smith written in Hebrew adds up to 666. Joseph is: Yod = 10. Holem Waw = 6. Samech = 60. Pheh = 80. Smith is: Samech = 60. Mem = 40. Yod = 10. Thau = 400. Add it up.

by Isaiah Fourman January 20, 2009

Joseph Chitty

This rare term is one of three things.

1.) A term to describe something more powerfull then God himself, Super-God.

2.) Something women scream during an orgasm.

3.) An individual possessing in excess of 1,000,000 man points

Well, after beating Chuck Norris in a punch up and the Stig in a race you're a genuine Joseph Chitty

by Joeisnthome June 4, 2011

Joseph Mother

The full name of Joe Mama

Noah: Hey Mark, I just got off the phone with Joe.

Mark: Who's Joe?

Noah: Joseph Mother! Gottem!

by Euangelion October 1, 2021

Josephs Quartzy

Josephs Quartzy (noun); is a name of a Tanzanian singer-songwriter, actor and entrepreneur. The name Josephs Quartzy came to form from the combination of a male surname "Josephs" and "Quartzy" meaning, a body rich of hard crystalline mineral called Quartz.

That is Josephs Quartzy's picture.

by Naming difficulties November 8, 2021

Joseph Kanouno

Joseph Kanouno Is someone that always plays Minecraft without having fun by rushing and annoying his friends to do stuff for him that only he wants and forces people to be his friends and never leaves his home because his mom doesn’t let him and thinks that asking his mom if he can go to a friends house for once in his life is considered annoying his mother and he isnt allowed in his backyard without permission.

Bro stop acting like Joseph Kanouno and have some fun, just leave your home for once.

by Someone U Don't Know LOL March 17, 2020