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Jonathan

A very cold person who doesn't care for most people, you have to earn his respect and takes friendship very seriously and is honorable. They enjoy dark comedy and are very unforgiving they like to take things scientifically they also love falcons and raptors. Jonathan's are usually good looking and don't really like most modern rap they are funny And if you earn their friendship they will be polite to you and his other firends,also Jonathan's love war and guns and love fighting games also like history and armor
Jonathan is very mean to Alison and that's good because she is a Cunt
by Mercenary_Redz June 15, 2017
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joint

A place. Can be any place, doesn't have to be jail or a crack house.
"The joint", however, means the fucking slammer.
Delonte: "Ayyo nigga let's hit up dat science museum tomorrow."
Jameer: "Hell yeah dogg that joint is off da heezy fo' sheezy."
Delonte: "Yeah that joint sho' is better than THE joint."
by Nick D January 31, 2004
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Jonathan

a caring boy who once u get to know him it is love at first sight
LUV U JONATHAN
jonathan is cute
jonathan is awesome

jonathan is loving
by coolgirl4758966743 May 18, 2016
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Computer Janitor

A hired computer maintenance person. Someone who attends to the cleaning or maintenance of a computer
I did a screen share with the computer janitor so I could sudo an apache restart. Or, Someone call the computer janitor so we can get photoshop installed.
by llamaluser December 16, 2008
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jenity

Common slag, often used to describe sexually provocative women.
Look at that Jenity! She just gave head for bus fare!
by Hollaaat August 22, 2007
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Sloppy Janitor

get a girl drunk, fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick, then you make her suck it off clean. The sloppy janitor
dude that fuckin bitch shit on my dick so i gave her the Sloppy Janitor
by Laughin Leprachaun June 26, 2009
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jonathan page

a cocky nationalistic abnormally tall british man. likes to make fun of america. giggles like a girl.
"JONATHAN PAGE IS GETTING TO YOU!!!1111!!11"
by kathy le October 23, 2008
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