Jesus

Usually a Hispanic male. When you see his face it lights up your world. He’s so amazing it’s unbelievable. He’s also able to make you laugh and smile. Your lucky if you ever meet one. Whenever you look at him it’s just breathtaking all the girls are chasing after him. He actually cares about the girl and isn’t out there just to be a player. He’s hot asf and you wouldn’t believe that a guy that hot could have that great of a personality.

Some girl: Omg did you see Jesus’s smile
Me: don’t even get me started on his

by itsyagalsarah May 22, 2018

Jesus

A boy/guy who is very nice and generous to others, often is a druggie or a user if 20+. Jesus is a boy/guy who sticks up his friends and always shows his emotions, but is mostly shy. A Jesus may often have a big dick, which attracts other females. A Jesus is a very loyal boy/man and will never cheat.

Jesus is very kind and sweet, he let me use his notebook because i left mine at home

by AlissaCarson2k01 January 5, 2019

Jesus

The incredible Raymond Harris

Chubbs Jesus just reserected you form the dead

by whiteman July 15, 2008

jesus

a.) a stoner, who is neither black, white, or asian, but all three.

b.) caroline.

girl: omfg, i hate her.

guy: stfu, it's jesus. roll her joint, you slut.

girl: FINE.

by dontdropit November 28, 2009

Jesus

The greatest man who ever lived. About 2000 years ago he was born in Bethlehem to a woman named Mary and when he grew up he started the Christian religion. He taught the Jews of that day and soon he was delivered by some men who hated him to the Romans and was Crucified. While dying he took all of our sins on him so that God could forgive anyone of us who believes on Him. But he didn't stay dead after three days in the grave he rose again and after some final instructions to his 12 disciples he ascended into heaven and lives there preparing a place for anyone who will receive him. Here's how to receive him. Pray this prayer "Lord Jesus I am a sinner I thank you for dying for my sins I believe you were enough please save my soul In your name I pray amen" If you prayed this prayer and mean it you are saved.

Jesus friend of sinners.

by djbeard December 17, 2017

Jesus

The way, truth and life

Jesus is everything in my life

by tysan ibraTyson ibrahim cha December 31, 2017

jesus

adj. Describing something REALLY awesome, like the namesake. If using the word is contrary to your religious beliefs, it is acceptable to use the Spanish pronunciation: "hay-soose."

"The Harry Potter series is so jesus."

"Barack Obama is so jesus."

"My hair is so jesus today."

by Hasotweb December 7, 2009