Jesper Hertz

The sickest piano player ever to work at Musikefterskolen in Humble

Jesper Hertz is the sickest of the sickest.

He is humble and loving.

Guy one: oh my God, that dude over there is playing a dick solo!

Guy two: I know, she’s such a Jesper Hertz

by TheCatFromMars June 12, 2019

jaspers

Human sex-balls. Danglies.

"Open wide darlin', I've got a hankering to dunk my jaspers!"

by D. Finer November 29, 2006

jaspered

jaspered |jaspered| verb

A state of inebriation that is reached after one too many swigs of Georgian Cha-Cha, Gold Vodka, or the like. This level of intoxication usually leads one to a) whisper incoherent song lyrics into their friends (or innocent bystanders') ears b) dance with disjointed hand movements around the face and neck area while flalling arms and shaking head c) caress sensuously all in site.

"man, I was so jaspered last night, I left my glasses in the freezer to keep them safe!"

or

"Jasper got so jaspered on his birthday that he professed his love for his roomates before taking a shower with his shirt on."

by ScrappyTheCoco February 20, 2011

Jasmerrr

A cool person who likes to drive cars while shaving her legs.

I was on the road when I noticed a jasmerrr was driving next to me.

by Jasmizzle March 21, 2010

jesperm

Giving casually sperm to someone

Jesperm, fool!
He just jesperm me.

by randomzz2 December 14, 2010

Jaskeran

Someone that does no work at all, and is a lazy piece of shit. He normally has glasses, but sometimes doesn't have any eyes. He is a fucking short head (four feet or less) but he has the biggest ego. Often makes people want to punch him.

Guy 1: JASKERAN! You're a piece of shit.
Jaskeran: FUCK YOU!!!

by Moshiron-desu December 13, 2019

Jesper

A funny guy who is smart and attractive, everyone looks at him when he is passing by, they want to be his friend. If someone is mad at him his friends help him, he is rich and good in school.

WOW, Jesper is so cool, I want to be like him.

by JEERI September 21, 2020