Juan/Juanussay 

The best person I've ever fucking met in my entire life. Their pronouns are he/they , they're an infp and i love them so much. I will always count on their backpackin ' 😍🤞
Juan is really there for you when you need him . There is no one like Juanussay
If any harm ever comes to this person i will throw hands till i die xoxo
I love them so much that i would splatty natty

Who's Juan/Juanussay ?
Juan/Juanussay is the best person on this planet.

Juan/Juanussay by nobitcheslyn May 22, 2022

Juan Mo Time 

1. Something you say when you want to do something again.
2. Teabag's boat name.
3. Fishing boat in Zihutanejo, Mexico.
4. Daft Punk song.

Danno - Jollaray Juan Mo Time?
Dock owner - If you guys don't leave I'm calling the Navy.
Danno - Call the Navy. We're busy. Mohgs you need to jollaray Juan Mo Time.

Juan Mo Time by Mohgzilla February 9, 2023

Juan Valdez 

A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty

"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."

Juan Valdez by the FRenchporker March 7, 2009

Juan Pablo 

He is the most handsome, sexy, tall, strong, funny being created by God.

He also has a big dick.

I wish Juan Pablo choked me.

Juan Pablo by lovergirl24769 November 22, 2021

juan is a bitch 

Is a little whore that cry’s at every thing and can never take a joke and is known for haveing a small dick

Omg Juan is a bitch

juan is a bitch by I got a lot going to do October 22, 2018

Juan de dios 

Fun guy,always laughing and class clown. Usually wavy black hair and mustache.

Juan de dios or juan del diablo.

Juan de dios by lerolero December 19, 2016

Juan Matslurp

A legal adult who constantly acts like they are in elementary school.
Some characteristics are:
-Tend to act childish
-Not know stuff you would expect them to know
-Be annoying at times
-Sometimes gets other people angry

Hey bro, quit acting like a Juan Matslurp. You are being so annoying

Juan Matslurp by Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico October 24, 2016