jerk weed

An extremely annoying person who can't shut the fuck up

Q: "How come you were on the phone so long?"
A: "This guy's a fucken jerk weed who can't make his mind up for shit!"

by hipoint93 August 17, 2011

fast jerk

the act of masterbating at a very high or rapid speed without stopping until ejaculation, most used while masterbating for the second time in a row

Dude, i was fast jerking so much last night! The first time went by to fast.

by david s. perez October 12, 2008

Geri-Jerk

When a male, typically in his 20's or 30's, receives a hand job from an elderly, geriatric male or geriatric female.

Frank went to Walmart and with a little sweet talk, picked up an old lady in the pharmacy department. She accompanied him to his car in the parking lot where she graciously gave Frank a Geri-Jerk before resuming her shopping for adult diapers and fiber pills.

by Eaton Holgoode September 15, 2015

jerk cream

Cream to beat off with.or it can be a lotion or some type of lubrication...

"i gotta go buy me some jerk cream"
"why honey?"
"you dont have sex with me"

by court dog June 11, 2006

kirk-a-jerk

A prank pulled on your friends, where you grab one by the shoulders and forcefully ram your knee into their anus. Patented by the famous Aaron Kirk. One may confuse a kirk-a-jerk with farting while having a penis in your anus.

"I saw kaps doing some kind of bodybuilding bullshit, so i took the opportunity to give him one good kirk-a-jerk. Man did he yelp"

by drewbin arubin May 2, 2006

circle jerk

A group of men standing in a circle formation, masturbating.

All of those men are in a circle jerk.

by Andrea DGeorge Nor-Cal May 7, 2016

circle jerk

When a group of males stand in a circle and all masturbate towards the center. Also known as C.J.

Hey, Bill, you down with having a circle jerk tonight?

by Karl T October 4, 2005