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ivanoff

Ivanoff is one of those people that you just can’t get enough of. He’s like that chocolate bit at the bottom of the drumstick.

He is extremely attractive and often has more than one female hanging off him.

He’s an all round great bloke and there are rumours that he has some of of the largest male genitals on earth.

He derives from the great Greek god Morbius Megaballs. If you know an ivanoff, hold on to him tightly. He might have some surprises up his sleeve.
Who is that man with the huge genitals over there?

Oh that’s just Ivanoff
by John69273728282822 June 15, 2022
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Daniel Ivanov

A Little Boy who squeaks Lounder than 20 Josh Meredith put together.
Person 1: Hello Friend
Person 2: *Uses sign Language* I Cannot Hear you i am now deaf
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I told Daniel Ivanov to shut the fuck up after he reminded the teacher about homework and he screamed
by catjpg March 13, 2021
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Nikolay Ivanov

Nikolay Ivanov is the biggest blanker of all time, he blanked his fucking leg while playing footbal and he is the biggest gypsy. And he has the smallest dick possible. Don't be like him.
Nikolay Ivanov has problems with his sexuality.
Nikolay has 0 wins in FIFA.
by Nikolay Ivanov's mother November 23, 2021
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Stoyanka Ivanova

She is a little strange, but she is very clever. Stoyanka Ivanova is funny person in the life, but sometimes she is rude at work. She is good at Maths too.
by Arpad Z November 24, 2023
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Dimitar S. Ivanov

A God who walks among men, a true masterpiece in the shell of a human being.

He enjoys movies and likes siding with the morally ambiguous or just "evil" characters.

During the course of his life he has had many names. Such as Mitko which soke of his friends use, "The Wardrobe" a nickname given to him because of his big and strong body, "Milko" is what women call him because he is like chocky milk and last but not least "That dude everyone knows but no one likes".

You should be grateful to have heard of his glorious name.
"Did you hear about that guy with an awful sense of humour? I think his name starts with a D"
"Are you talking about Dimitar S. Ivanov?"
"Yes"
by Maz Chigurh November 21, 2021
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Is the coolest person you can ever know and a long name means big sword energy
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III is so awesome. Just look at how Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III handles himself.
by Heat death fire cannon November 14, 2023
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ivan-chao

someone you call an ivana..
someone who tells his siblings lies to hate someone
someone who takes diaries from girls to flirt...
someone who thinks his EKUK magazines are cool, and taking photos of himself is self pleasure
"also say IVAN COW"
stop taking fotoz of urself ivan chao...
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