x incher

an x inches long dick

He has got a nine incher.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

Itchy Penis

When the area around your penis begings to itch.

"Gawd, I have an itchy penis!"

by IX April 19, 2005

The Itchy Dick

That irritating itchy burning sensation you contract from dirty whores.

"That Whore gave me the itchy dick so i punched her in the taint in an effort to fight aids"

by Noogles Ecu December 14, 2007

itchy calf girl

The girl in school who always wears tiny skirts, then procedes to lift her leg to scratch her calf, there by showing the whole cafeteria her red undies.

"Man, stop looking for the itchy calf girl, she's wearing jeans today"
"Damn, I needed some show today"

by iawlalnatmteorfiuccakntrheejmescetxsy April 4, 2006

quarter inch killer

One whos penis is a quarter inch... usally used as a diragatory twards that rather small penis

your boyfriend has a quarter inch killer

by pugggs January 11, 2005

itchy scrut rot

a common occurance for most men were by the scruttocks become red and inflamed and very itchy

the itchy sruct rot kept tony up all night scratching his scruttocks red raw.

by Moonstompin ollie January 23, 2004

Itchy mouth

Itchy mouth has a similar meaning like big mouth. It means someone can't stop gossiping or likes to kick up a fuss. It's very common among high school students and 1st year university students.

"Hey pork pie, you need to see a doctor for your itchy mouth!"

"I'm sorry teacher, I can't control myself, but you know the root cause is the school culture?

by 1st year gossip Uni. student March 21, 2009