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porch hippie

Annoying hippie that lives on his porch more than his house
That damn porch hippie kept me up all night parting on his porch
by Cdat0828 October 27, 2015
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Flotsam Hippie

A hippie that has no real opinion. They only copy other hippies' opinions. They cannot defend their points and just act superior as a defense.

95% of all hippies are Flotsam Hippies.

Derived from the maritime term Flotsam, which means the trash thrown out of a boat that just floats in the water and goes where waves take it.
If you've ever used the term "spewing hate" you might be a flotsam hippie.....sorry.
by Flerpyderpypie August 27, 2016
mugGet the Flotsam Hippiemug.

Hippie Giving

When one leaves something at another's house for longer than 6 months, it is then their's.
Bob: Hey Jim! That's my coat you're wearing WTF!
Jim: Sorry bro it's been at my house for like a year now, it's mine now, that's the rules of Hippie Giving.
by ChiDemVibes September 27, 2015
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Lumberjack Hippie

A relatively new breed of hippie/hipster that stereotypically resemble lumberjacks. Essential attire includes, plaid or flannel shirt, tight blue jeans cuffed at the bottom, work boots, trucker hat or coon skin cap, and beard. They prefer acoustic banjo over guitar, and romanticize farming.
The fleet foxes show last night was full of smelly lumberjack hippies.
by spinladen August 12, 2011
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pre hippy

A person on the spiritual path to becoming a peace loving, herb medicating, stoner.
JJ-"Dude, is she a stoner?"
Pat-"Nah nigga, she a pre hippy!"
JJ-"Awwwwhhhh I gotchu my nigga!"
by BassBros March 11, 2014
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carhartt hippy

A person that is from the country, eats shot, caught or hand picked natural foods who is confused for hippy because in the city it’s called organic food.

Often a carhartt hippy will live an outdoorsy, active life style
That carhartt hippy is eating his organic venison again.
by RoxyOneTwo January 7, 2021
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hippie caviar

Chia seed "pudding", created by soaking Chia seeds in a liquid such as milk or juice. Resembles the gooey texture of caviar.
"I made some organic triple shadowless vegan hippie caviar from Chia seeds, almond milk and cage free honey."
by skye1125 November 14, 2013
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