handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.
Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.
by Hswan33 February 16, 2018
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Piss handle

Piss handle is the appendage near your waist that only the male species acquire. You must go through nine months of brutal pain but once you have completed this task you are awarded the piss handle.
Yo bro my piss handle is much longer than yours.
by wewawd February 25, 2020
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Woman-handling

She was woman-handling that rich guy for such a small price.
by happysullivanheck July 02, 2021
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saddle handle

"Why do you have a saddle handle?"
"So my girl has something to hold on to while she pegs me."
by Big12pro November 06, 2021
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Blossom Handle

A male sexual organ that has been sprayed with floral scented cologne/perfume
Monika: "Yo i saw Brad's dong last night"
Carlito: "Bruh"
Monika: "it's a real Blossom Handle
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 27, 2019
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Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.
After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.
by Your chicanery buddy August 02, 2023
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