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Daniel Handler

The author of several amazing books including The Basic Eight, a thrilling tale of murder. Mr. Handler is perhaps best known as Lemony Snicket's Handler (not to be confused with Lemony Snicket's manHandler).
"Oh look! There's Daniel Handler! He deserves a hug for his contributions to modern literature!"
by rorschachwins March 23, 2009
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Framing Hanley

Framing Hanley is a five-piece American post-hardcore band that formed in 2005 in Nashville, Tennessee, and released their first studio album in 2007. Lead singer & songwriter Kenneth Nixon, guitarists Ryan and Brandon, bassist Luke and drummer Chris came together to form Framing Hanley and quickly gained a large following in Nashville. First formed in 2005, the band posted some demos of their songs on the bands myspace page. In November 2006, these demos were discovered by Brett Hestla, former Creed bassist and frontman of Dark New Day. Hestla helped the young Nashville based quintet record a 2 song demo in his Florida studio which captured the attention of Jeff Hanson (Creed, Sevendust, Paramore) and his record label Silent Majority Group. The band recorded their debut album, The Moment, with Hestla in Orlando, Florida. The disc was released in August 2007 and includes the single "Hear Me Now". In November of 2008, Framing Hanley released The Moment Deluxe Edition with a cover of Lil Wayne's "Lollipop" song. The band has since toured with Evans Blue. According to an interview with Kenneth Nixon, up until the end of 2006, the band was called a different name, Embers Fade. Nixon stated that "our drummer's fiancée Ashley Hanley passed away in October of 2006. She was a best friend of the rest of the band, and we wanted to do something to somewhat honor her. She used to take pictures for our band, hence 'framing.' Naming our band Framing Hanley was the least we could do for someone that means so much to us."
Framing Hanley did an awesome cover of the song "Lollipop" by Lil Wayne.

&& the lead singer is HOTT! =
by Jacqueline Torres January 17, 2009
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Handegg Charity Shield

A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.
The Handegg Charity Shield is kicking off in half an hour, it's either watch that or Whitechapel.
by JizzySpunkbubbles March 13, 2012
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Hadley Claire

The most talented and beautiful girl on tiktok. She writes her own songs that you can find on her SoundCloud Hadley Claire. Two of her songs are “Chocolate Ice cream & rainbow sprinkles” and “You’re my home”. Some of her songs are also on her YouTube which is also Hadley Claire.
Person 1: what song are you listening to?
Person 2: oh it’s “you’re my home” by Hadley Claire
by yogurtdemon November 3, 2019
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One handed breakfast

Aiming the ejaculate from your penis during masturbation into your own mouth and then swallowing.
That dude thinks he's a perpetual-motion machine! He thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!
by Clive Moonfruit March 6, 2014
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Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.
Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017
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handlebar moustache

REAL DEFINITION:
A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may curl, or they may just stick out like dangerous facial hair- daggers. The other moustache listed (curving down beside your lips) is a variation on the Fu Manchu Moustache (think crazy Asian guy moustache)
Many carnival people have handlebar moustaches.
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