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greasy spoon 

when two sexual partners laying in the spoon position, the assumed male position (of behind) takes a spoon "greased" in KY jelly- sticks it into his own anus then removes it from his anus to give the assumed female position (in front)- then shoves the spoon into her mouth and twist's back and forth with a sharp wrist like movement.

this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like
my girlfriend has been bad, if she keeps it up i'm gonna give her the greasy spoon.
greasy spoon by Randy December 2, 2004

Greasy bront 

when one sticks a set of car keys soo far in an anus that blood and poo mix creating an oily substance with a metallic odor.
I lost my car keys! oops sorry i was in the mood for a greasy bronte.
Greasy bront by cumshooter508 January 31, 2010

greasy peach 

a derogatory phrase used to describe a member of the female sex who engage in frequent, especially frequent promiscuous, sexual intercourse for material gains
Bless her heart, that greasy peach.
greasy peach by brendonmathis November 13, 2014

greasy mouth 

A person who speaks loosely, dry snitches, smart mouths, simps, lames, haters and general dumb ass people.
"Lisa a greasy mouth havin ass bitch. She was talkin bout business in front some random strangers."
greasy mouth by KingStiff November 16, 2014

Greasy French fuck 

Biggest retard ever, has no friends and thinks people like him. Also thinks "when did I ask" jokes are funny.
Hey, do you know that guy Louis?
Yeah
He's a greasy French fuck.

hahahaha
Greasy French fuck by Leepicshrek December 1, 2020

greasy browneye

someones butthole that has become overrun by mass amounts of grease. Just a total cesspool
Man, did you hit it in the greasy browneye
greasy browneye by MDDUBIE August 15, 2008