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frozen cat embryos

What's served at Chinese Restaurants disguised as Wanton Soup.
Joe: Hey, what is Wanton soup anyway?

Frankie: Frozen cat Embryos warmed up and kept out for 3 weeks so there nice and rubbery!
by lovetorim May 8, 2007
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frozen rose

how to make a frozen rose
1) a woman must take a used tampon covered with blood
2) put it into the freezer
3) wait till it's frozen (meanwhile, prepare an other one)
4) when it's frozen pul it out of the fridge
5) find a suitable target ( usualy your boyfriend, a gay guy, a straight-edge, an emo or your brother in law.) (require a large anus)
6) now remove his pants
7) make him bow forward
8) escuse yourself for your cold hands
9) now quickly take the tampon and insert it quickly in his ass while he dont expect it.
0) shout a mighty FROZEN ROSE!!!

now you laught and enjoy
Maria: hey bob, i love you, and you have a nice ass.
Bob: thanks.
Maria: mind if i have a look at it?
Bob: Hell no, enjoy it.
Maria: Thanks, can you bow forward.
Bob: Sure.
Maria: please excuse my cold hands.
Bob: What?
Bob: What The Hell!
Maria: FROZEN ROSE!!
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Maria: all your base are belong to us!
by Valkyrie01 May 12, 2006
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giant frozen head

When Ice fishing, You drill a hole in the ice and stick your penis into the water, a fish will think that it is bait and give you head.
I went ice fishing and obtained giant frozen head over the weekend.
by Riot September 3, 2008
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Frozenfruit

A sex act made popular by college kids that consists of freezing the female vagina untill it goes numb and then quickly thrusting a penis/dildo through it. The stimulation recieved from changes tempatures due to the rubbing can help instill an orgasim in the female at a quicker pace.
My girlfriend asked for a Frozenfruit the other night and my roomate couldnt catch any sleep through all that noise!
by Dr. Harvey November 6, 2007
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Frozen Yozen

A cool way to say "frozen yogurt" although "yozen" by itself can be applied to anything. Next time you want some frozen yogurt, grab yourself some frozen yozen
Dude, let's go get some frozen yozen

I just checked the fridge...we're out of frozen yozen.
by Big J Dog August 9, 2009
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Frozen scythe

A thing that means you don’t grind legit
Afuzzy uses frozen scythe
by Themightyade September 23, 2020
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florence south carolina

florence is the best town in south carolina. full of squatted and lifted truck, hot teens, crazy rednecks, and hella southern people
“omg we’re going to florence south carolina!” “YAYYY”
by nopeidontthinkso December 30, 2020
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