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Ice cream float

When you are left without option and must urgently defecate in a urine filled toilet. The resultant coup de gras being a stranger's urine is now splashed upon your ass.
After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.
by Nosferatu October 31, 2019
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DON'T FLOP

Cringe, unfunny, boring, controlling little pussyholes with no creative talents. The sooner they delete the pile of shit channel the better.
Don't do that, it is highly off putting and makes you look like a Don't Flop battler
by Somebodyreal October 29, 2020
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Root Beer Float

When you give a girl laxatives to cause her to have diarrhea, flip her over so her ass fills with shit (root beer), and cum on top of the pool of of shit (vanilla ice cream)
Person 1: How did your date go with Sarah?
Person 2: It went great, we saw a movie then I gave her the Root Beer Float in my car
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floating eddie

to pluck one or multiple pubic hairs from ones self and but in a persons beer or beverage.
if this guy keeps acting like a drunk ass im gana give him a floating eddie
by stoph December 6, 2003
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Float like a butterfly

Float like a butterfly

Preferred that ..

Maybe by summer …

Healing sun …

Have an affinity with butterflies … :)
Float like a butterfly

Sting like a bee …

Brutal deluxe … if I write this .. do not read …

You will never be the same again …

And not in a good way …

Gods work … sigh …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 9, 2023
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Flippety-Flop

The sound and feeling male genitalia makes when running naked. Can be quite painful depending on how cold it is.
After streaking across the field Joe remarked "Man, I've got some nasty flippety-flop."

"The only downside to streaking is flippety-flop."
by Alexander'd December 28, 2005
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whatever floats your duck

a more complicated and cute way to say whatever; a way to mask the fact that you simply don't care.
Joe: I just got to level 80 in WoW!

Sue: Whatever floats your duck..
by atlrein January 25, 2009
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