Filtch

Filtch originates in Milwaukee, Wisconsin relating to something absolutely shit quality

Bill- “ yo Gerald this weed some gas”
Gerald- “ nah bruh it’s Straight filtch we got scammed, forreal ”

by Milwaukee Slangster August 12, 2020

felching

the retrieval of semen from the anal passage via suction

Danny: I tried a great new sex position last night
Ramjad: What was it ?
Danny; felching !

by yoyoyojo April 11, 2015

Felching Greenman

When a male human has sex with a male animal, then felches Felching his own deposit out using a crazy straw.

My neighbor gave my dog Jeff a felching greenman and porr jeff hasn't been able to walk since.

by W. Stallworth April 6, 2004

Cradle of Filth

While technically not bad musicians they have become the super stars of the black metal scene. Headed by frontman Dani Filth, a bombastic idiot who is an ultra poser on all accounts. Listened too mostly by the sheep that shop religiously at hot topic they have created a sound which is commercial black metal and deviated completely from the true black metal culture. A culture based on murder and arsen.

Dani filth is the justin timberlake of black metal

by you like cradle of filth? eat a dick December 18, 2004

Cradle of filth

A band with a name to match their talent.

Guy #1: Did you hear that new cradle of filth song? It's siiiick.

Guy #2: If you're in to metal that sounds like a fricken dog on meth, then I guess you're right on this one buddy. I'm gonna listen to some iced earth.

by Dogta Wiwy. January 3, 2009

felchbox

A nonsense insult, inspired, I guess by felch. If any meaning is to be derived from it, I would assume that it is implying that the person in question resembles in some way an anus-full of semen, ,ready to be orally incorporated.
Given the kind of people I usually have cause to say this to, that's quite an apt description.

"Golly, you really are one almighty felchbox!"

by Stooo March 21, 2003

filtch

when one guy jizzes in another guys butt hole and then slurps it up threw a straw

my friend kevin filtched my dad

by Andrew Boughton February 13, 2009