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ballin flossin

1)Ballin Flossin (n) Title or appellation given to ESPN basketball analyst Greg Anthony in the 2006-2007 NBA season by Sportcenter host Stuart Scott

2)ballin flossin (adj) describes person or thing that demonstrates or possesses attributes of being both ballin and flossin in synergistic fashion that increases the individual factors potency beyond a level achievable separately

3)Related subject matter: Ballaflossaholicism. Although Greg Anthony uses his title in moderation. The very existence of concept ballin flossin begs the question can their be such phenomenon as ballaflossaholic as there have been known cases of people being ballaholic s and flossaholic s
1)example: Stuart: “Now over to Ballin’ Flossin’ Greg (Anthony)”

2)example: Man that driver of that big bodied whip is ballin flossin
by What exactly is a panty raider October 18, 2007
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Lowell Flosser

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.
Thank god LaQuita was around. I drank a case of Natural Ice last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old Lowell Flosser.
by Mike Sig December 9, 2008
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cum guzzling floosy

a girl who can suck two cocks at once while smoking a cigarette
after a few drinks she turns into a cum guzzling floosy
by Pubesfish March 11, 2004
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flossin

When you "floss" something you show it for other ppl, often the other sex.
I'm flossin my Ice so i can bang that babe
by Kazi May 1, 2002
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Flassing

1.flossing one's ass.

2.To floss an ass.
"Robin likes to Flass his mom"

"Where is Sanders? He's flassing"

"Sure am Glad I'm not flassing....like Robin is in the Gazebo...with his mom"
by Cyrus224 October 13, 2005
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pickle flosser

a person who cuts pickles in half with dental floss to more easily facilitate consumption of said pickle.
I have a tiny mouth but I love eating big pickles so i have become a pickle flosser.
by hi I am a pickle slapper April 26, 2010
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flossy

A state of severe inebriation for methamphetamine users. Characterized by aural and visual hallucinations, psychosis, and temporary impairment of one's cognitive and motor functions. Usually follows an extended period of drug induced fasting and sleep deprivation.
I'm so flossy that I can't even drive, let alone fly that plane, and that fucking statue keeps singing Carly Simon songs to me, must get some sleep!
by Flossy Spacek September 16, 2009
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