An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.
I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.
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For some reason, every single one of them are major feminists. Why? We're any of the old authors you drone on about feminists? Nope.
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For some reason, every single one of them are major feminists. Why? We're any of the old authors you drone on about feminists? Nope.
In conclusion there is only one word that can fully describe them:
Boomer.
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