Johny Depped

When you completely destroy something until there’s nothing left to destroy.

Damn bro I just Johny Depped that mega pint of red wine.

by Katie <3 May 19, 2022

Ol' blue dipper

When you slip a urinal cake inside of your boss' coffee mug while they aren't looking.

guy #1: "Hey man, I just gave my boss the Ol' blue dipper while he wasn't looking."
guy #2: "Did you steep it in his coffee like tea?"
Boss: "Agh! what's in my coffee!??"
guy #1: There it is!

by Mountaineer007251 October 19, 2021

The big white dipper

When you cum on a woman in the shape of the big dipper

Oh look I made the big white dipper

by Gunthercms August 2, 2022

Don't Think It Too Deeper

A grammatically incorrect sentence

Santi, don't think it too deeper

by DatsSk8erBoi October 9, 2017

desperado

A male who, by virtue of the sheer volume of girls he flirts with, is able to hook up often. However, because of his lax standards, these invariably end up in the 1-5 range.

Man, you see that butterface Mike's getting with? What a desperado!

by whathaveyou32 September 29, 2010

desperate housewives

overhype. a show that's main appeal is sex. you're screaming and getting horny. no. a cock doesn't even touch outside of the pants. just a shitty soap opera about how women are superior despite how they ramble that women are equal to men. (I am not chauvenist. a favorite among adolescent and high school boys because they think it's porn.

it's a shame most women are like the bitches in this show.

by Phil January 30, 2005

Dapper Dan

When a dude lies down and lets a chick ride his forehead like a symbian. The chick then uses her ejaculate to slick back his hair 1950s style.

"Man, my boyfriend passed out while going down on me last night so I dapper danned his drunk ass."

by Jack...Jack Nasty October 13, 2009