creds

Phone credit, i.e. money to make calls with.

Bob: "I'll get some creds, talk later"
Kyle: "See ya, balla"

by triedit December 27, 2009

street credit

A "quality" that many people rely on when they have nothing else going for them.

"I have no real purpose in life so I will attack someone in an attempt to boost mah street credit rep!"

by Street Cred is for Morons January 1, 2006

curbed

to embarrass yourself in front of others,in the style of Larry David from Curb your enthusiasm

"did you fuck that sloshpot last night?"
"nah i curbed myself by throwing up when i munched her"

by ollie deezee January 3, 2009

poop-cubed

poop times poop times poop = YOUR ASS

I hate math

by pooppooppooppooppooppooppoop May 16, 2003

indy cred

noun.
Knowledge regarding obscure (and usually horribe) bands and movies that makes someone "indy".

Familiarity with independant movements that nobody else knows about or cares about also qualifies as "indy cred".

indie guy #1: since the arctic monkeys are no longer 'indie', i spent all night on google trying to find new indie bands that will be my new favourite band until they become mainstream even though i don't care for the music at all.
indie guy #2: whoa dude, you've got a lot of indy cred. i'm quite indie myself because i only like pre-label bands and i don't listen to anything mainstream.
indie guy #1: i know, we're so indy we even contract the word "independent" and "credibility"!

by xykorix March 6, 2007

Michigan Credit Card

A "Michigan Credit Card" is known in the state of Michigan as a "Bridge Card" or EBT card. Its food stamps in a Debit Card format. Due to the states current employment issues, many people, including those just out of high school who have never even attempted to work a day in their life but already have a child or 2 and one on the way, obtain Michigan Credit Cards. The cards accounts are "filled" on particular days throughout the month, and if you go shopping on these certain days, you will be able to discern those using their Michigan Credit Card from those who actually work for a living. Simply give a cursory examination of the grocery carts' contents, and watch the shopping habits of the shoppers themselves. The Michigan Credit Card users grab many of one or several items, usually national brand items, without checking price, etc.. People who work for a living will carefully select those items which they can afford, looking for sale or marked-down items, denying themselves "extras" such as ice-cream, ho-ho's, and Mountain Dew 24 packs (all of which can be found in a MCC users cart) instead buying hamburger and other essentials. These essentials are usually the store brand. Although Michigan Credit Cards are for grocery shopping, MANY gas stations and party stores accept Michigan Credit Cards.

Dave--DUDE....what is up with those two 18 year-olds with tenderloin and porterhouse steaks in their cart? I bust my ASS for a living and Im buying hamburger.

Mike--Check the date on the calendar, dude. Im sure its ALLLL goin on their Michigan Credit Card..or cardS.

by BigPapi1969 June 8, 2011

Credit

The fictional currency in Star Wars. They call it "Galactic Credit Standard".

Greetings, Jango Fett. I am Tyrannus. I have a proposition for you. You are one of select few to participate in a Special Hunt. For a Special Hunt. If you succeed, the reward will be in the amount of 5 million republic credits.

by Jedi_Master September 29, 2008