Crookshanked

When a person is deemed to be bad at something and they go to the extremes to prove themselves, resulting in failure and proving their lack of said skill

Thomas got so mad he didn't make the swim team that he crookshanked their first practice by swimming laps, resulting in the lifeguard having to save him.

by trei3 July 20, 2024

Yogi_crookshank

A stan for hermione granger in the series "harry potter" also likes to bump his head against the wall

guy 1: "yo whats that guy doing"
guy 2: "being a yogi_crookshank"

by yknowthatsme December 31, 2021

cookstyles

Getting smoked in a race

"Yo! He just went cookstyles on you"

by Ross McDonald July 22, 2003

crookabanger

Your whole crew can bang'er

We were just chillin lookin for a crookabanger so we could have some fun

by N Wagh July 22, 2008

crookedem

to screw a girl so hard you make em crooked then you straighten them back out to crookedem again

me and girlfriend were at my house and we were in my room. i so pulled a crookedem on her

by the kid from out of town February 12, 2008

crookedize

the act of making something crooked or not straight; the act of putting something out of place.

"Good! I have that shelf in there straight now!" . . . " okay, fine, I will crookedize it later!"

by Cathie Matel January 17, 2008

Crooked Nasty

Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.

"We was blasted by 'Crooked Nasty' during that storm last night."

by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008