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Nitey-Nite Cocktail

A cocktail consist of 1 quart Jack Daniels whiskey to 1 package of Nytol/Unisom. This cocktail is best served 1 hour before bedtime.
1 cup of this and you will be OUT, permanently.
by saints_60426 November 13, 2003
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cockthrottler

the person who cockthrottles another
see wamsley
that cockthrottler made Mina give up all her friends.
by ILOVEYOUIKILLYOU September 29, 2004
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emotional cocktease

(especially in a relationship)
when one person riles another person up by acting angry, to the point that the other person gets defensive and angry in response. then the first person plays innocent and defenseless so that the other person comes off as being an ass or jerk.
My girlfriend just accused me of cheating on her, then emotional cockteased me by telling me she loves me.
by BenElmerJones March 2, 2009
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molotov cocktail

a bomb made up of a glass bottle with a flammable liquid inside and with a gasoline-soaked cloth inside and coming out the top. It is lit and thrown and explodes on impact creating an instant inferno. First used in World War 1
Big Bird: hey kids today we're gonna teahc you how to make your own molotov cocktail.
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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shrimp cocktail

a very short man who gets no punany
Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.
by Bretty BeeBee May 15, 2008
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cooktease

Someone who posts on social media some delicious-looking food that they ostensibly prepared, and tells you how delicious it was and that it's now gone.
Michael was such a cooktease when he posted a picture of a gorgeous apple pie only to go on and tell us how he and his guests had eaten every last slice.
by Steven W. E. March 11, 2021
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Cocktext

The context of a conversation spoken amongst two or more males, usually discussing their mates.
Earl: Bro, she's there in your heart

Julian: Pssh yea right foo' >.>

Earl: Lol, imma go tell her u said that, she's gonna beat your ass >:D

Julian: Dude you're totally taking that out of cocktext -_-"
by Midnight Ebony April 2, 2009
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