shotgun

Something I keep under my bed next to the Frank Thomas aluminum bat.

I have top-notch home security system, equipped with dogs.

by saints_60426 November 14, 2003

mind control

Having mind power of someone. Get inside of someone's head.

1. Dennis Rodman would mind-f--- his opponents when he would play for the Bulls.

2. I have mind-power over the Bears.

by saints_60426 November 14, 2003

Nitey-Nite Cocktail

A cocktail consist of 1 quart Jack Daniels whiskey to 1 package of Nytol/Unisom. This cocktail is best served 1 hour before bedtime.

1 cup of this and you will be OUT, permanently.

by saints_60426 November 14, 2003

panther

A mean black wild cat. Native to America, along with the cougar, lynx, and bobcat.

A panther is not an idea housepet.

by saints_60426 November 14, 2003

pork chop

Good eating.

Let's have pork chops for dinner tomorrow. Fried of course.

by saints_60426 November 14, 2003