chert

Another word for chode or durf.

Dude, your chert smells like big foot's dick!

by MVtaintlick1975 November 14, 2006

Certified Fresh

Something that is pertaining to being legit. For example you can be fuckin a girl that hasn't been around and still tight so their fore it is classified as 'certified fresh' or you can be sporting new gear such as shoes, clothes, or listening to brand new music that is off the hook, and it is considered 'certified fresh'.

1. Yo I hit it off with Suzanna last night she was certified fresh she hasn't been around like these other girls have!

2. Yo check out my new kicks and my new clothes man this shit just came in it's certified fresh!

3. Yo did you hear that new jam that just came off? That was bangin'! That shit is certified fresh!

by mt971x February 10, 2010

Certified beauty

A shitty guy who thinks he’s a decent guy and doesn’t have his own opinion everything he does is based on the opinions of “da boys”

My certified beauty: “I left this one girl at the dump lmfao”

Da boys : “finally she was a dyke”

by Sicky square July 22, 2019

Non certus Binary offspring

For those sensitive gender identity crisis prick.. i.e someone who was not sure if they had a gender or not..

Non certus binary offspring was just a gender joke between me and chingkhawl Valte.

by Kimitheterrible February 22, 2019

Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed

by Jacob December 17, 2004

cogert

Cogert is someone so stupid they forget how to laugh

Person A-why did the man with one hand cross the road?
Person B-I dont know.
Person C-Neither do I
Person A- To get to the second hand shop..
Person A and B- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Person C- I forgot how to Laugh
Person A-You are so cogert

by Jimmybob10123 August 21, 2008

Certified Basedking

Certified Basedking is when a person is great and make awesome music. They also disguard haters. They are motivated my faith and love what they do.

Certified Basedking doesn't care about any haters at all.

by mrswag454 July 27, 2011