Santa Claus

While receiving fellatio, hide two handfuls of cotton balls behind your back. Finish on the broads face, then apply the cotton balls for a Santa like beard.

After unwrapping my Christmas gifts from Kesha, I gave her one hell of a Santa Claus

by Trim Reaper December 2, 2009

Claustroboobic

Fear of women (or men) with large breasts.

You should hook up with this girl I know. She has DD's.

It wouldn't work out: I'm claustroboobic.

by FreaknJew February 4, 2009

claustrofuckbia

the fear of being caught doing the dirty in a very small place. for example: a closet, during a christmas party or social gathering.

claustrofuckbia stricken charlotte, could not even think of making out in the port a potty at the park with her main squeeze charles.

by sweetontweety7777 April 20, 2009

Clancsy

cute lovely adorable nice caring sweet

You are a very clancsy boy/girl

by Noneface March 24, 2014

claustrophobic

when someone hasn't come out of the closet yet.

stop being claustrophobic and come out already
"let me be claustrophobic in peace"

by Unknown0429 June 13, 2019

Shaanta Claus

The Shaant Hacikyan version of Santa claus because Shaant should be as famous as Santa Claus.

Here comes Shaanta claus, here comes Shaanta claus right down Shaanta claus lane.

by CIWWAFCRAZED2 February 21, 2009

Santa Claus's Beard

The art of decorating a loved one's chin with a copious dressing of creme de la creme, therefore leaving a remarkable resemblance to SANTA CLAUS'S BEARD

Hi Tony, took that girl out last night, and my god, did i give her a santa claus's beard to die for

by Golfito October 20, 2010