Chocobanana

When you are having anal sex and your partner shits on your dick, covering it in "chocolate".

"Shit, Chantelle chocobananaed my dick. What a bitch, she better clean this shit up!" - Jerome

by Anon1116969 November 2, 2009

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Chocolate Salute

When one defecates on ones hand, paying particular attention to apply a healthy coat to the finger tips.

Then, in a proud, military stance, salutes ones adversary - ensuring a self-given shit marked eyebrow.

On the downward motion of the salute, one must endeavour to flick the remaining excretion onto the face and neck area of their commander/adversary.

Fuckin hell! Did you see that? Barry just gave Colin a cracking chocolate salute. He'll be wearing that eyebrow for days.

by Dontask123 May 8, 2011

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Chocolate smudge

v- to take a shit in someone's mouth and make out with them.

Adam loves to chocolate smudge his mother.

by Adams favorite March 21, 2014

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Chocolate Fountain

When you do a handstand while having diarrhea.

George: I’m bouta give my girl the chocolate fountain treatment tonight wish me luck.

John: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by JJ Charlemagne September 8, 2020

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bum chocolate

a little lump of poo

I must go to the toilet before my pants are covered in my own bum chocolate.

Or,

Let me sniff your bum chocolate you slag

by JooBoy February 16, 2004

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The super duper chocolate bowl

The super duper chocolate bowl is a phenomenon that happens when you mix together everything made of chocolate that you own(this includes hot chocolate mixes, chocolate cereal, chocolate chips, chocolate milk, chocolate sauce, etc.) and then eat it out of a huge bowl with a nice shiny spoon and milk...don't forget the milk.

Liz M.-So what did you have for breakfast?
Rachel effin S.-i ate the super duper chocolate bowl, watta bout you?
Liz M.-Oh I just had Lucky Charms...how was the super duper chocolate bowl?
Rachel effin S.- It looked like poop...but tasted like HEAVEN. It consisted of chocolate soy milk, organic offbrand coco puffs, Miss Vegan's hot chocolate mix, and tofitti's "better than chocolate" mini chocolate chips .
Liz M.- Damn Vegan.

by Lizzz....and rachel, too December 17, 2005

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