Chinese Food

If you're referring to the fast food you bought at your local restaurant, Most of that is actually American food. Including the fortune cookie. If you don't believe me, check your history books.

I bought Chinese food from the Golden Panda restaurant by the mall.

by AYB February 19, 2003

Chinese dick

What white, black, and mexican girls want but are usually too afraid to ask for. A stereotype that is used by the media to put the asian community in check because the media is owned by white men, duh! Mainly used by white men because they are pissed off that there is hard asian cock in their cheating girlfriends at this moment. See asian definition #3.

Latina #1:Hey that asian guy is pretty cute.
Latina #2:Why don't go over there and holla at him?
Latina #1:Uh I don't know (thinking about the chinese dick stereotype).
Latina #2:Fine I'll go talk to him myself.(whispers) wuss.

by Ch1naMan510 June 18, 2006

ghetto Chinese

Super greasy, fast food Chinese. Usually served to go in a brown paper bag that will have a grease spot on the bottom in a few minutes.

I had to put my ghetto Chinese on the floorboard of my car because grease dripping out the bag.

by jamsignal November 10, 2007

Chinese Baptism

The practice of a Chinese family drowning a female baby on account of their government's "one-child policy." This is often due to the necessity of having the child assist in farm labor and provide for the parents in their old age.

When the farming couple gave birth to a baby girl, they decided to have a Chinese baptism and hope the next one was a boy.

by Anonymous-3421323 April 10, 2008

cool chinese pimps

A very dangerous Chinatown gang, usually filled with Asians that are all around 5 feet and they are known to carry katanas. If you see a group of them it is best to stay away. They are located in several Chinatowns around the Bay Area in different cities such as San Francisco, Oakland, and Richmond.

Tyrome: Holy shit, Jamar my nigga, it looks like the Cool Chinese Pimps saw us.
Jamar: Don't trip blood, I'm strapped you feel me?
Tyrome: Yeah but they know kung-fu!
Jamar: Oh shit you're right, let's jet in my Cadillac 2007.

by Bobby415 August 22, 2007

Chinese

Anyone or anything originating from China/Hong kong.

egg rolls and noodles are chinese. As are the chinese people.

by Z-rad August 24, 2005

Cripes

An exclamtion found somewhere inbetween the words ‘crap’ and ‘Christ’.

Cripes, I forgot my keys again!!

by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005