Chad

A douchbag that does not know how to spell, loves the number 5, is loved by everyone, and is fat.

"Hey look its chad"- Highschooler
"My name is actually tanner"- Chad

by Jsbsishd June 2, 2016

Chad

A person who hates all things but white people and is also a very small continent of Africa

"dude that guys a chad"

by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018

Chad

Chad, an a rare species of shemale of which they have no urges for actual people, just computers or xboxes. They sometimes experiment their urges with their electronics in ways indescribable. This species is also known to have sociopath issues. But mostly toward female wimminz. This could be the missing link that evolutionists have been looking for.

You: Chad, how much do you like Minecraft?
Chad: *jizzes*
You: Woah Chad... Umm bye.
Chad: MINNEEEECRAFFFTTT!!!!

by Bradllez May 3, 2011

chaidinae

Sexy ass girl with THEE goofiest personality ever , very tall and charming. Will unleash the devil on u if u play bout her or her family but all around lovely person

Bro chaidinae was snapping because some boy hit her best friend

by The king nigga December 18, 2017

chad valley

Anal passage.

Steve - "pulled a right old tart last night"

Gary - "nice one! Did you chuck it up her Chad valley?"

Steve - "yeah, she was a total filth bag"

Gary - "lad"

by Jedifish July 12, 2015

chad beer

When a bro drinks half his beer and does not finish the entire can.

Fellow bro: I was so hammered last night I had like 18 beers.

Bro party host: I was cleaning up this morning and had to empty out so many chad beers.

by SCSmase June 10, 2016

Caids

When your vehicle is slowly over a short amount of time dying on you.

I don't want to sink any more money into this Caids infected car!

by Iwilleatyourtoes January 17, 2018