CAIDS

The Canadian version of AIDS

Canadian+AIDS=CAIDS

How you can tell if the person is infected with the disease:

-Resides from Canada or any place along the US border such as Washington

-Extreme passion for maple syrup

-Constantly flooding the US economy buying jeans

-Acts like a moose in strange situations

-Primary diet is Starbucks, Cookies, Toast, Granola bars, Pop tarts, Etc.

-Usually is seen at a Starbucks or driving a Volkswagen Jetta

-Has an awkward collection of Canadian flags

Joey:"What is wrong with Taylor??"

Martess:"I think she has CAIDS..."

Joey:"Thats sad..."

by Joebear and Mar Mar March 8, 2010

Caids

When your vehicle is slowly over a short amount of time dying on you.

I don't want to sink any more money into this Caids infected car!

by Iwilleatyourtoes January 17, 2018

CAIDS

Canadian AIDS!

Symptoms:
Uncontrollable "eh?"
Uncontrollable bowel movements.
Diarrhea of the mouth.
Twitching.
Playing too much hockey.
Pimping out your MySpace to make it look Canadian.

"What's up, eh?"

"Eh? Are you Canadian now?"

"No, it's just my CAIDS."

by Astroman006 February 27, 2009

CAIDS

The deadly fusion of Cancer and AIDS. This disease was introduced to us by (generic names) Katie. Katie asked Josh (also a generic name) if he had it and replied with a "hell yeah I do." Resulting from this answer, Josh has recieved this disease. It is currently uncurable. If you are looking for more information about the CAIDS, there is no information on the internet because it is secretly being hidden by the government.

Me: Do you have CAIDS.
You: Yes I do CAIDS.
You = CAIDSed

by Not Stanly September 10, 2006

CAIDS

To get aids from a certain boy named Cade who sleeps around. You don't even have to fuck him. It's in his saliva.
And if you have caids and kiss someone else, they now have caids.
SO BE CAREFUL, KIDDIES.

Oh, and once you have it, you're basically fucked for life.

Have you asked your doctor about CAIDS?
Most of North America has it.
Get tested.

by H1+l3r January 13, 2008

Caids

(Computer Aids) When your computer gets and untreatable virus and has to be severely treated or even wiped!

"Ah, lost all my data today man"

"really why?"

"My pc has the caids!!"

by PezanostrA May 7, 2010

Caids

A Mix of every STD, Aids, Super Aids And The Plague, That You Generally get from a Cate, also known as cate aids.

Aww dude you got within 10 feet from that cate your going to get Caids bro .

by enjoy134562 August 15, 2008