carpet beater

In Victorian times they would use this to beat the carpet to get the dust out.

(Basically a Victorian hoover)

I am going to beat the carpet with this carpet beater

by imwaycoolerthanyou1 July 17, 2022

gypsy carpet

The carpet blocks found in Portal Knights reminiscent patterns to gypsy carpets in real life. When broken the player becomes cursed with bad luck.

Cory: Where have my chests gone?

Rhys: Did you break Durk' s Gypsy carpet?
Cory:Yeah Why?
Adam: Mate that shit curses you with bad luck. Better go replace it and appease the gypsy devil

Cory:Never mind I just died

by BigDaddyDouglas June 9, 2018

Carpet Bid

The act of a fraternity giving out bids to simply anyone interested in rushing.

Brad: Why did Kappa Sigma get so many pledges this year?
Chad: They gave out carpet bids to literally anyone that was rushing. Total boners.

by Pledge Master September 18, 2018

Carpet Bagger

Northern Yankee who moves to the south and takes jobs that were meant for southerners. Constantly talk about Bloomfield NJ.

Man that guy Ed Phillips is a major Carpet Bagger

by CrossRoadsCars July 12, 2023

Carpet-Punching

(V) Similar to racking a guy in the nuts, but performed on a female.

I was going down on her and she queefed in my face, so I punched started carpet-punching her.

by TomCat7770 February 10, 2010

Carpet Brother

is the term for a straight guy that hangs out with lesbians

Hey did you hear Blake is hanging out with Steph?
Yeah, total carpet brother.

by alekeit July 24, 2011

Shampooing the Carpet

When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.

Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.

by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011