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muscle car

1)A term usually assigned to mid-sizd, American cars produced in the mid 60's to mid 70's with oversized engines and light chassis.

2) Any rear-whel drive car made to go fast.
1) This hemi roadrunner is a classic example of a muscle car.

2) My big block Chevette can really fuck up some import crap!!
by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004
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car wash

when a girl lathers up her hair with shampoo, wraps it around your cock, and jacks you off with it until you bust in her hair
Her hair was so lathery...it was perfect for giving me a car wash.
by Accipiter April 15, 2006
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car fucker

nGet's off by the feeling of his car. Is sexually aroused by cars.
by shoeless joe March 24, 2003
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Yellow Car

A car game like punch buggie, were if someone in the car sees a yellow car they can punch the other passangers.
"Yellow car!" *punches driver in the arm*
by rsn October 15, 2014
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Pace Car

A non-alcoholic drink intended to slow you down from getting too drunk.
"Hey John, what are you drinking?"

"A pace car bro, that last jager bomb pushed me against the wall then told me to make it a sandwich, so I need to take a few laps to cool the engine"
by banjoalltheway June 8, 2009
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smart car

a noun.

type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)

also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).

see also "suicide car"
"hey, I got me a smart car."
"yes but you are still dumb"
by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009
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muscle car

Late model 2-door (usually) American car with a muscular appearance and more displacement, HP, and TORQUE than 3-5 rice motors (aka hamsters). Minimal cost/speed ratio; no JDM bling required for coolness. Destroys rice cars on impact. Large and comfortable, especially for those who aren't 5'5" and 120 lbs.

Occasionally seen sporting a slight lift in rear suspension. Internals are easy to access for maintenance/upgrade, unlike certain other vehicles (coff coff). Contrary to popular belief, will run until the apocalypse if the oil is changed every 3000 miles

Fast stock.
There's no replacement for displacement.

Muscle Car Driver: "Hey, how bout this: we race with 6 people in each car"
Ricer: "*GULP*"
Muscle Car Driver: "That's what I thought"

How many muscle era imports do you see driving around? Case-in-Point
by Big Tim July 9, 2004
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