conglomerocracy

A from of government in which the laws, norms, and market of a culture are regulated by commerical conglomerates.

Damn, I hate the US conglomerocracy and its active global spread.

by RobynB April 27, 2006

congratuhate

The feeling that occurs when some thing good happens to somebody you loathe.

I am so thrilled that Joan finally landed a new boyfriend, even though he is my ex. I can't wait to congratuhate her in person, preferably in a crowded bar. I hope she is wearing the fat dress.

by Peter Byron Sylvester November 12, 2007

congratumafuckinlations

When you give a girl congrats with so much force that it penetrates her vagina you give her a congratumafuckinlations

Joel: hey jessica!

Jessica: Yeah?

Joel: Congratumafuckinlations on that perfect math score!

Jessica: Oh oh oh! JOEL!!! OH MY GOD!! UUUHHHHH!

by Kirbotron April 1, 2009

Congo Crotch

The incredibly hairy crotch of a man or woman.

Man 1: "How was your date with that girl you picked up at the bar?"

Man 2: "I couldn't even go down on her, she had a fucking congo crotch!"

by Noddegamra2012 December 28, 2010

Congratulatiomis

Either used to say "FUCK OFF", or just an innocent way of misspelling "congratulations"

Guy 1: Hey! Wanna hang out??
Guy 2: Congratulatiomis, man.

by Hitaeth July 28, 2016

Nasal Congestion

The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.

Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?

Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.

by Wizeguy400 March 16, 2019

Colorless Congregation

A group of white people that believe they’re oppressed with no actual evidence to back it up.

“The colorless congregation stormed the capital on January 6 because they couldn’t accept that Trump lost the election.”

“Did you know that Rebecca is a part of the Colorless Congregation?”

by Overthisbullshit2021 October 13, 2021