the cloud

What nerds call the internet.

Paul: I'll just find my daytimer and...

Dave: Daytimer?! What is this, 1965? I just sync my iPhone and my MacBook Air through the cloud!

by W_L March 3, 2009

Get off of my cloud!

A phrase used to express the desire to act freely by telling someone else to stop holding them back, or to say "fuck off." First used in the Rolling Stones song of the same name.

Can also be used if you are bitched at for blazing/tripping out, and you're on a cloud.

1. Asshole teacher: "You'll never get anywhere in life without studying, you must study-"

You: "Get off of my cloud!!!"

2. Goody two-shoe: "Smoking of any kind is bad, but it is also illegal to smoke marijuana, i will be nice and not report---"

You: "Get the FUCK off my cloud, find your own bitch!"

by biohazardvictim January 23, 2011

Booty cloud

When in the club, for a certain amount of time, people, especially women, will tend to relax their glutes and release a fart, not necessarily synchronized, but around the same area of time.

I heard on Manswers that booty clouds actually help you get laid.

by TheBoodeyman June 11, 2011

toilet cloud

when you take a poop and leave it then later when you gotta piss you aim for the toilet paper it will spread like a cloud

Dude next time you shit flush the damn toilet we got toilet clouds rolling in!

by Caleb the man October 29, 2007

boy cloud

When a girl has a crush and all she can think about is that boy. A girl who experiences the dreamy feeling of being near the boy she likes.

Omg she wasn't acting like herself at all! she was in such a boy cloud.

by rinoa-the angel April 12, 2009

Dookie cloud

The smell of gas that lingers in a spot long after the person who released it, let it go.

OMG! What's that smell? Its like I just walked through a dookie cloud.

by Lil Bit aka Daddys girl July 30, 2009

love cloud

A fart.

He expressed his affection toward me with a love cloud under the sheets. -poot-

by WeeNinjas April 20, 2014