Lasagna Butthole

The sexual act of fisting a lasagna into your asshole.

Why do you smell like tomato sauce?

My boyfriend gave me a lasagna butthole last night!

by Skeletor 1983 January 5, 2023

butthole pucker

To "butthole pucker" is to be annoyed or uncomfortable.

Person 1: Your making my butthole pucker
Person 2: Ew...
Person 1: WAIT NOT LIKE THAT-

by kaikaijuju August 15, 2023

shoved butthole

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks and a third party applying pressure with hands inside ones rectum. Causing the rectum to prolapse.

Quit eating pretzels or I am going to give you a shoved butthole.

by zoiquilla December 23, 2015

Butthole Harvest

A penis among many hungry buttholes, usually during a full moon

Man I was at this chicks house last night and all her friends peeled panties and showed starfish, it was a butthole harvest like none other.

by nigerianspicpickle August 7, 2015

butthole punch

(verb) To punch one's butthole.

Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.

by bingbongcamshaft May 5, 2016

Butthole Anarchist

Used to describe an individual who plays by no rules other than their own that they make up. This individual is generally extremely fake, a two-faced cowardly liar and often shoves other peoples opinions and dicks up their ass, depending on who it is and what they seek to accomplish.

That bald man with a motorcycle is a butthole anarchist with no morals.

by Chrisrutola May 2, 2022

Pavlov's Butthole

The conditioning of pooping work so consistently, you have to poop when you get there, whether you've eaten or not.

Every time I clock in, Pavlov's Butthole kicks in.

by BroskiAG August 14, 2021