Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.
by BaconMastert September 20, 2016
The act of visiously going balls deep in a chicks asshole till she doesn't know what to do afterwards, like when a honey badger attacks massively bigger animals with no fucks given.
Yo u can call me Jagger cause of my swaggar, but yo ass gonna call me butthole badger cause I don't quit giving you this sick hole platter.
by #1buttholebadger1990 May 30, 2023
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by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer December 06, 2016
Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.
by bingbongcamshaft January 23, 2016
Someone whose questionable actions cause you to learn an important lesson and then they pretend it was their plan to enlighten you all along.
(South Park) While Stan's ploy to distract others from his own dishonesty inadvertently led to people taking up a positive cause, his "that was really my plan all along" attitude cemented his reputation as a Sneaky Butthole.
(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.
(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.
by JohnnyApocalypse July 18, 2013
When you spend a hot day in front of a grill, cooking food for friends, family or a large social gathering, and end up with a top tier case of smoked swamp ass
“I spent all day in front of this damn grill, cooking for my family reunion, and now I have a serious case of pitmaster butthole”
by Dirty litter box October 22, 2017