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Nick's A Bitch

a real pain in the ass all the time for no reason. Loud af for no reason. Sings bitchy songs out loud so everyone has reason to hate them.
"Nick's a Bitch" - Tony said
by Aarons A Bitch March 14, 2019
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Rug Hut Bitch

Rug- walked all over, feet have been on it. DIRTY!
Hut- not cleaned, spider webs, spiders. DIRTY!
So therefore a Rug Hut Bitch is a dirty bitch.

A mean person. A dirty personality.
“She’s a rug hut bitch
by Audreyjane January 26, 2020
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ding dong bitch

A person who rings doorbells and bitches at whoever opens the door.
I need to let off some steam. I'm gonna go play Ding Dong Bitch.
by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020
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SUV bitch

Standard Definition:
An SUV bitch is a particular group of American females who drive a large luxury or high end foreign SUV.

SUV bitches are hostile, domineering, inconsiderate, rude, and often deadly drivers. They are often seen cutting other drivers off, tailgating motorists, and refusing to let motorists merge onto freeways. These actions often lead to traffic accidents in which an innocent civilian is maimed by an SUV bitch.

Most SUV bitches will only drive luxury or high end crossover SUVs manufactured by Mercedes, BMW, Lexus, Land Rover, Volkswagen, or Infiniti. Studies have show that most SUV bitches have no need drive such a large and expensive SUV; however, scientists are constantly baffled as more SUV bitches appear on America's motorways. It has been theorized that the SUV bitch drives luxury SUVs as a sign of socioeconomic status and social dominance.

Average American motorists need to be cautious around SUV bitches while on the roadway. The SUV bitch often does not focus on the aspect of driving and is primarily concerned with other factors. Factors such as, talking or texting on the cellphone, putting on makeup, or chatting with friends.

Most SUV bitches are white females around the ages of 18 and up. SUV bitches around the age of 18-25 are more likely to cause accidents.

When you see an SUV bitch on the roadway. Follow these safety guidelines provided by the National Transportation and Safety Board.

1. Maintain a distance of at least 4 car lengths away from the SUV bitch.

2. If the SUV bitch trailing behind you closely. Safely pull over and let the SUV bitch drive ahead.

3. When crossing an intersection with no stoplight or sign, remember that SUV bitches always have the right of way.

4. When merging onto a highway be prepared to yield to SUV bitches speeding in the right lane
Randy: "Craig what the hell happened to you!?"

Craig: "I was on my way to work when I was blindsided by an SUV bitch in a white Land Rover"

Randy: "What the fuck?"

Craig: "Yeah, I was merging onto the interstate when some 20 something SUV bitch struck me from behind going ten miles over the speed limit"

Randy: "Dear God!"

Craig: "Turns out she was texting her friend Alexis and she never saw me"

Randy: "You need to take this to court!"

Craig: "I wish but my lawyer said I was at fault!"

Randy: "How?"

Craig: "I should have yielded....."

Doctor: "Craig, I have to amputate your left leg. I'm sorry but it hasn't healed and its infected"
by Backyard Justice May 13, 2008
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Sick Son Of A Bitch

Someone so disgusting and twisted for various reasons, such as weird fetishes, disturbing behaviour, personality related reasons or to do an act so gross, that you are not just a son of a bitch, but a sick son of a bitch
I can't believe you schnoodle, you are a sick son of a bitch
by Maysy July 11, 2005
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Trash Bitch

The "Trash bitch" is known widely around the world as an oral sex position. The women is squatted down, while the man is standing in front of her. As the man is ready, he will step on the woman's foot and she will open her mouth as if she was a trash can. The man will blow his load in her mouth and as he takes his foot off of hers she will close her mouth and swallow his semen.
*Blows load into mouth*
"You like being Trash Bitch don't you"
by Mr.Niggerdick May 31, 2015
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Money Grabbin Bitch

Money Grabbin Bitch: yo baby momma, yo foes, yo land lady, yo bitch, yo kids, baisicly any bitch that wanna get you for yo paper... or wut u tell people when they tryin to stick u fo yo paper
Money Grabbin Bitch: You gotta pay my car, my cell, my rims, my nails, my hair, and u gotta pay child support...

ME: Shut up you MONEY GRABBIN BITCH...
by Yung Gawd January 19, 2008
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