Bollocks

The greatest word in the english language.

Is most commonly used as an
1.insult
2.a compliment
3.a cry of anger
4.a statement in general

(5.)Useful for relieving anger.

1. Do that again and I'll rip yer bollocks off and shove em up yer arse.
2. That meal was the (dogs) bollocks man.
3. BOLLOCKS! He cheated!
4. The world is just... bollocks man...
(5.) BOLLOCKS!...BOLLOCKSBOLLOCKSBOLLOCKS!

by sleepygamer April 14, 2006

ballooning

When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touque like a balloon (but with urine rather that air)

My girlfriend won't give me head since she caught me ballooning in the bathroom.

by Don't worry about it1 July 18, 2006

balloon job

Act of blowing air into a woman's vagina until her belly swells and then yanking on her pussy lips in a futile effort to make the squealing sound made by a balloon under similar conditions. It never works.

Biff: Chaz is an asshole! He told me if I gave my girl a Balloon Job she'd love it. But she just farted at me and left!

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

Ballooner

A person who blows (sucks, licks), could be used for anything like a person who blows on a lollipop or even more exotic.

Lafawnduh is such a ballooner, she'll practicality blow you for free.

by Chad and Zak April 5, 2011

fun balloons

the human mammary glands

boobs, tits, milk makers, you know the fatty sacks your bitch has

by cheyanne burbank February 3, 2005

Balloon

A fool; a person who has just made a pretty obvious mistake

PhD student 1: I forgot to correct for path length in these absorbance measurements.
PhD Student 2: You total balloon

PhD student: I left my cash card in Centra last week and only found out today
Supervisor: <Says nothing and draws a picture of a balloon on a piece of paper>

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

Dog's Bollocks

bollocks n. are testicles. The word is in pretty common use in the UK and works well as a general "surprise" expletive in a similar way to bugger. The phrase "the dog's bollocks" is used to describe something particularly good (yes, good) - something like "see that car - it's the dog's bollocks, so it is". We also describe a big telling-off as a bollocking, and additionally use the word to mean "rubbish" (as in "well, that's a load of bollocks").

"see that car - it's the dog's bollocks"

by strega_rossa July 3, 2005