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hooknose bastard

A guy who has a hooknose and acts like a twat.
"merrrr.... I'm trying to lipread!!"

"I'm a hooknose bastard and I act like a twat"
by Ben McArdle April 6, 2006
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Commie bastard

An insult used against the red chinese communists in the liberation of anchorage from those dirty Chinese commies
Us soldier: DIE YOU COMMIE BASTARDS
Chinese communist: *curses in chinese*
by Lazylittlebastard April 11, 2019
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Bastard

Sometimes it's a name given to a person who has avoided all possible bad things that could have come their way. Therefore someone who is jealous of someone's outcome of a particular set of events either because they were smart or lucky could be called a Bastard.
Jim is a prude, he doesn't drink smoke or fuck.... therfore he doesn't have a shot liver, broken heart, depression, lung cancer or a sore itchy groin from having his dick in lots of vagina.... Jim is a smart guy who has avoided all of the crap people go through.... I'm jealous; therefore he is bastard.
by Prudish Bastard August 30, 2013
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murdering rat bastard

Someone who has just murdered his hooker girlfriend and forced her out on the streets to do tricks a week later.
Bob is a murdering rat bastard. I know he killed his girlfriend, because I had sex with her the following week.
by crash_tx101 December 13, 2008
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bastardish

(adj) Having bastard-like qualities
"That was a bastardish thing to do, John." or
"John can be pretty bastardish sometimes..."
by Zach M. June 11, 2006
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bastard sequel

A sequel of a book or movie made for the sole purpose of cashing in on the name of the first one. Is generally done with no input from the original author/creator. Usually bastardizes the characters and butchers the story of the original.
Examples of bastard sequels include Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen, Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story, Scarlett, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Return to the Secret Garden.
by Hitokiri Jinchuu July 16, 2006
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bastardyness

adj. bastardyness: a man of who is expressing a great deal of bastard. see bastard
guy 1: That man is of unusual bastardyness

guy 2: word
by Pitbull3291 August 6, 2006
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