Awky

Abbreviated version of the work Awkward, yet infinitely more powerful. the work awky should be accompanied by a facial expression that is somewhere between a a constipated wince and the fart you accidently let out while laughing too hard. This is also further pronounced when accompanied by the sign language action for "awky" which is each hand formed into a pointed index finger directed in a downwards shaky movement.

1."Dude, I just bumped into my old catholic studies teacher at the store while i was totally stoned and buying birth control and lube....awky!"

2. "Oh my god, when I went to hug Uncle Dennis goodbye, i totally felt him packing heat....awky!"

by kleery November 28, 2009

Awkwardity

noun- 1. the state of being awkward.

2. Characteristics that make one awkward or ambiguous in gender or race.

Yo, so i thought you were a girl when i met you... you know because of your boobs but now I've noticed an awkwardity that makes me uncomfortable. Dude, it's your penis.

by chachahcacharmin April 27, 2010

awksalsa

A word @PepeEsGallante came up with on BlogTV. Derives form the popular phrase awk and awksauce. Basically means the same thing, just in better terms.

"Dude, what happened last night?"
"I can tell you one thing-- it was definitely an awksalsa moment."

by mmurphs August 28, 2011

awkward dump

is when a man or tranny takes a dump, most times in the morning and has a boner. This erection leaves people to decide whether or not to put their cock in the cold, wett bowl or put it up top and chaffe the bottom of your dick.

teenager: damm i just took the most awkward dump. i hate morning wood.

queer: damm thats hott

by Antone_Shackleton February 10, 2009

awkward snail

like the awkward turtle. you use your index and your pinkie extending outward and rest your thumb on your two middle fingers. alternate your pinkie and index in circular motions like a snail would do.

you can also use your friend to touch the tip of one of the two "antennae" so that it would create a sinking of the eye. then slowly bring it back out again.

Person One: I had terrible sex last night.
Person Two: Wow. *awkward snail*
Person Three: *touches antennae*

by Ejohn August 20, 2009

awkward silence

an awkward silence is a moment when everything suddenly goes quiet and it feels awkward. Some people say that for every awkward silence, there is a gay baby born.

Wow there was just an awkward silence for this means a gay baby was born.

by I AM IRON MAN. October 7, 2009

Awkward Raptor

When the sign language for "awkward" is combined with pretending to be a dangerous dinosaur which has tiny arms and walks on two legs. The posture of the body is crucial. One must bend the knees, and arch the back, while walking. To do the sign for awkward extend your thumb, index, and middle finger, forming an L with your left hand. Do this with both hands on a flat plane in front of you, pointing with both hands at about a 45 degree angle. For extra emphasis, curl each finger a bit! The Awkward Raptor is used in moments of extreme awkwardness, and is five times more badass than using any non-extinct animal.

When Timmy, Gigi, and Rebecca bumped into their philosophy professor at a hookah bar where he was making out with their old sunday school teacher, they all immediately turned around and did the Awkward Raptor.

by *Gigi* February 20, 2009