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anus on a stick

When a person is not just an ass, but has managed to go beyond being and ass and as a result has a stick so far up their anus they have become an anus on a stick.
Wtf, that girl is such an anus on a stick.
How can she be such an anus on a stick, that stick is so far up her anus.
That bitch is an anus on a stick she cannot even put it out.
by totalasshat January 29, 2017
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Miles's Anus

Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.
I've heard that in some countries Miles's Anus is a form of death penalty.
by Bill Murray July 20, 2016
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hairy anus

Yo I was at Alex’s house yesterday and he got out the shower and I saw his hairy anus in the reflection of the mirror. I was scarred for life after that day now I have PTSD
by Stinkyqueef January 28, 2018
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busting anus

When you feel like your about to shart but then you do and no shit comes out.
I thought she was going to shart but she was just busting anus.
by Saltydong July 27, 2018
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Flamethrower Anus

When your violently shiting and your asshole feels like its on fire.
"HELP I ATE 7 TACO BELL BURITOS AND A WHITE CASTLE CRAVE CASE AND NOW I HAVE FLAMETHROWER ANUS"
by Winston Churchill December 4, 2021
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animal anus

Friend 1: How do you shorten animal anus?

Friend 2: Animus
by ElectricLife September 21, 2014
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Week Anus

The name Weeks has been around for a long time, probable since caveman days. The memory span of a typical Weeks is 7 days. Many centuries ago using their well known Neanderthal talk one of their tribe, whilst hitting his wife with a club, descibed another tribe as " weaker an us". Over the years that has been shortened to Week anus
a name of which they are very proud.
He likes his week anus.
by Liverpool Lad July 9, 2010
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