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Alice Springs Oyster 

The sex position you use after a long sweaty no shower hike through the Australian desert. Crack her legs up like an oyster and begin enjoying the delicacy that is the the sweaty and fishy mess in the shell.
Man 1: Me and Sharon went up to see Uluru and after the hike down when we got to camp I put cracked open the Alice Springs Oyster
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Alice in chains

Alice in Chains were a band who wrote music about drug addiction hence the name, rather than alice being in wonderland their name blatantly reffers to the misery of drug addiction.

Their beautiful and melodic music acts as a vehicle for them to express their emotions regarding esp. layne staley's 15 year struggle with multiple substance addiction, family breakdown and disfunction.

they portray this so well that people many people who listen to them are in danger of becoming depressed merely by listening.

In my opinion their work is as valuable as the most important literature and poetry of the 20th century.
My life is shit, I feel like I am treading water in a big black sea, and that I just dont have the energy or desire to keep swiming, I am pretty sure that soon I will find myself sinking with lungs full of water, impotently paralised and traveling down to what ever namless horrors live in the deep.

holy shit have you been listening to Alice in Chains again?
Alice in chains by wadstard April 28, 2012

Alice in Wonderbra 

Like Alice in Wonderland, only without the drug affiliations
He's being an Alice in Wonderbra with that joint
Alice in Wonderbra by Ratzo May 4, 2005

alice smith school 

The best school in the world
Where do you go to school?
Well I go to the Alice Smith School(ASS)
Wow your so luck...
alice smith school by vnfbjkbndk December 31, 2007

Alice and wonderland 

A movie with no point about a girl falls into holes
Person 1:she is such an Alice and wonderland she fell out of her moms hole
Person2:u r so mean

Person 1:I know

Alice's Restaurant 

A restaurant where you could get anything you want. Also, a song to be sung when getting drafted. The recruiters will think the draftee is crazy and reject them.
Come right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track. You could get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant!

Alice Cooper 

he used to be cool, but then he sold out and did a Staples back-toschool commercial mocking his song and kids who like summer. What a sell-out
Girl-"YOu said school was out forever."

"Actually, I said "School's out for summer." Nice Try"
Alice Cooper by Mike August 23, 2004