Algernon

A mouse that didn’t get any attention in his own fucking book so he killed himself basically doing suicide.and a damn book you’ll read in 8th grade and learn how damn painful it is too have your name in the book and not even getting attention in your own damn fucking stupid book 😡 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT HUH

Stupid:Hey did you know about the legendary rare fire Algernon?
Algernon: Yes you bitch

Stupid: Oh ok

by Lucas Z October 19, 2019

Alberto

He's the most toxic piece of shit you'll ever meet

Person 1: "Why is Alberto so toxic dude wtf"

Person 2: "Idk the guy plays siege so"

by Ash main 6969 October 12, 2018

Alder Flats

place. Gritty town left beside the road on the way to prosperity. Founded in 1892 by independent spirits who were not interested in the progressive ways of the people in Rimbey.

Home of the Fighting Badgers, the tri-province soccer champs three years running (1899,1900 and 1901), and twice voted "Hamlet of the Decade" by a local pamphlet company, Alder Flats is poised to leap into the twentieth century.

I had a dream last night. Alder Flats was a rainbow and Rocky Mountain House was a scorpion chasing its tail. Aerosmith music was playing. There were rocks in the road. A lot of rocks.

by gnostic1 July 1, 2012

Albert/Flamingo

A demon gremlin taking the form of a person and is also using youtube to try and get people to follow his satanic influence.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new Albert/Flamingo video?
Person 2: Yes it was demonic.

by HogRider1234 December 30, 2021

albert

a cool name for a cool guy. a very common name for someone from massachussetts. the sad part though is this name usually means the person doesnt have a lot of friends.

albert burbank, albert einstein

by unknown_name334 June 10, 2011

Destroy Alderaan

A particularly nasty shit-cum-fart, usually experienced after spending the night with a lady who you do not feel comfortable breaking wind in front of. Named after the noise your stomach makes beforehand, which is uncannily like the the sound the Death Star made just before Destroying Alderaan

"So did you knob Helen last night?"
"No, she was on the blob. My stomach was turning somersaults all night and in the morning I destroyed Alderaan"
"Ah, that was it; I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddently cried out in terror and suddenly silenced"

by Herman Dancing February 11, 2004

Flying Albertros

When a chick is taking it in the vag and the ass and giving head while giveing 2 handies. looks liek she is flapping with the handies

dude1: wanna have a flying albertross with jen
dude2: yeah but were 3 short
dude1:bags backdoor
dude2:mouth

by ;) August 2, 2004