glass ashley

When a girl orgasms into a glass cup, and either drinks it or freezes it, later blending it to make a smoothie.

Dude I'm so thirty, I could drink a gallon of glass ashley.

by misterrrrrrt May 13, 2011

connectivity asshole

someone who at all times is on some form of electronic communication device for fear of missing out on a text, twitter, skype or FB communication.

where's jenny? You mean the connectivity asshole? She's on her computer waiting for someone to make her relevant by tagging her on FB

by theham December 29, 2013

alexis ashley

Alexis Ashley is another word for a beautiful, smart, funny, sweet yet not perky girl. She isn't usually 'popular', but she isn't a 'loser'. She is what you would call 'normal'. Friends with basically everyone. If you ever come to find an Alexis Ashley, don't you ever ever EVER let her go. All of these characteristics wrapped together in one girl is an extremely rare find and are considered to be lucky to any guy who finds her.

Noah: Man, I started talking to this beautiful girl at the Coffee Shop the other day. She was the total package; smart, funny, sweet. It was amazing.

Kyle: Dude, sounds like you found yourself an alexis ashley. You better not lose her, alexis ashley's are really hard to get.

by heyooooooooooooooooooo November 23, 2015

elastic asshole

When someone's asshole needs little to no preparation prior to sticking something inside it.

Friend 1: I have an elastic asshole!

Friend 2: What? How does that even work?

Friend 1: Well, while most people's assholes require a great deal of time, different size anal toys, and lube to be stretched out enough to fuck, mine only needs a little lube and maybe a finger for a couple seconds!

Friend 2: Well, I guess I'm never getting that image out of my head

by AliceInWonderland_55 January 24, 2017

blue asshole

Being a dick and also sad at the same time

Wow you can be such a blue asshole sometimes!

by largebread July 5, 2017

Friendzone Asshole Syndrome

A very serious condition that can alter the mood of someone who is single and a virgin, typically causing them to ditch their friend group for a girl that does not want them. Someone diagnosed with this syndrome is typically an asshole to their friend group of guys, because there's a lot of misplaced anger.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:

—ignoring friends
—creating awkward silences
—getting pissed over minuscule problems
—not wanting to be around anyone else, except the girl they like
—the girl they like is NOT interested in them, therefore they feel bad. See friendzone.
—this becomes a cycle where the diagnosed take out their emotions on their friend group even though the friend group is totally innocent
—clearly violating the concept of Bros before hoes

There has been no developed cure, however symptoms seem to be alleviated when the guy and the girl become distant, since the relationship becomes nothing and the guy comes to terms with it.

Stay away from Landon, boys. He's developing some serious symptoms of Friendzone Asshole Syndrome.

by HowDoYouDoFellowKids September 27, 2017

Mamabear asshole

Mamabear asshole is the head of the asshole family

Mamabear Asshole is the boss of the bear family

by Mamabear asshole April 19, 2020