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William Afton

I have multiple journals about Henry- William Afton
by Henrymalewife May 8, 2022
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After School Special

The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.
Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"
by J.Tugs July 9, 2011
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Afterboner

After sex, that boner that you keep for about a minute or so after. Can lead to zipper problems.
Alyssa gave me an awesome blowjob, but afterwards I hurt myself when my fly got caught on my afterboner.
by soccerfreak5 February 16, 2010
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after-ass

When a girl has really awesome anal one night, and in the morning, she has a very very hard time walking.
Hey Julia, how come you aren't coming to the mall?

Tom gave me after-ass...

He gave me after-ass last year. His dick is like 10 inches!
by me5555 October 20, 2011
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Afton

omg i just love the aftons can u relate?
by Vincey Toes April 10, 2022
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Tequila After-party

The burning, non solid shit that you get after a long night of drinking tequila and biting limes.
Dude you bought a Handle of Jose Cuervo? I better go buy some more toilet paper for the Tequila after-party taking place in your bathroom tommorow afternoon.
by AGalazka52 September 7, 2009
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Rejection aftershock

It's bad enough to be rejected but teasing and namecalling always comes after
You: will you go out with me?
Girl or guy: No!
Bystander 1: ha! Rejected
bystander 2: ha! Dumbass!!!
Bystander 3: Rejection aftershock!!
by Slang dude October 20, 2010
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