by Henrymalewife May 8, 2022
Get the William Afton mug.The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.
Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"
by J.Tugs July 9, 2011
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Alyssa gave me an awesome blowjob, but afterwards I hurt myself when my fly got caught on my afterboner.
by soccerfreak5 February 16, 2010
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Hey Julia, how come you aren't coming to the mall?
Tom gave me after-ass...
He gave me after-ass last year. His dick is like 10 inches!
Tom gave me after-ass...
He gave me after-ass last year. His dick is like 10 inches!
by me5555 October 20, 2011
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Get the Afton mug.Dude you bought a Handle of Jose Cuervo? I better go buy some more toilet paper for the Tequila after-party taking place in your bathroom tommorow afternoon.
by AGalazka52 September 7, 2009
Get the Tequila After-party mug.You: will you go out with me?
Girl or guy: No!
Bystander 1: ha! Rejected
bystander 2: ha! Dumbass!!!
Bystander 3: Rejection aftershock!!
Girl or guy: No!
Bystander 1: ha! Rejected
bystander 2: ha! Dumbass!!!
Bystander 3: Rejection aftershock!!
by Slang dude October 20, 2010
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