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J-Town

A border town near El Paso, Texas (AKA Juarez, Mexico) where local college students from NMSU (New Mexico State University, Las Cruces, New Mexico) and UTEP (University of Texas at El Paso, Texas) go to get really really intoxicated. Features drink-n-drown for $10 and the legal drinking age in MX is 18 ;)
It's Monday at noon, finals are over. Let's all get in the car and go to J-Town!
by James December 21, 2003
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j-cup

The ultra-class size breasts of women within the realm of japanese pornography.
J-cup stars are awesome. Some of the best are Matsushima Marina and Ohura Anna.
by Blake J-Cup Fan November 16, 2005
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J. Arthur

Background: London rhyming slang. Named after J. Arthur Rank, a twentieth century British film producer.

NOUN: Masturbation, or Wank. Rank provding the requisite rhyme.

NOTE: Besides the obvious rhyme origin, this piece of slang may come from the famous opening of Rank's films, which depicted a muscular man in a Toga banging a gong.
"Carmen Electra is so hot, I give myself a J. Arthur every time she's on TV."
by bernard leonard January 5, 2009
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J-date

An online Jewish Dating Service.
"I got a J-date in an hour."
by Joe Jacobs December 15, 2004
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J-maring

A person who steals hotel breakfast and eats it on the road.
"Hey look John is putting together a sandwich again while driving. He's J-Maring again."
by C Bra August 30, 2007
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J. Carmack

1. The vessel in which the Makron manifests itself in our universe.
2. Co-founder of id software
1. Through J. Carmack the Makron will kill us all
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games
by X.Legend June 11, 2006
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J Buffed

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
by M Albury September 26, 2012
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