The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
by hso_00 October 4, 2018
Get the Dorito Handsmug. Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018
Get the helen keller with broken handsmug. When you're exposed cheating by the band Coldplay, the creators of the hit single "Yellow," at one of their concerts.
On July 16th 2025, at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts, Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and Chief People Officer Kristin Cabot were caught yellow-handed by the band.
by vivthishandleisalreadyinuse July 18, 2025
Get the caught yellow-handedmug. A viral video of a man named John Jacobson doing choreography for together we sing. The video has had over one million views and hundreds of people have remixed it.
“Hey dude watch this super funny video of this guy acting like an absolute insane person”
“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”
“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”
“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”
“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”
by Bored Bitch May 11, 2019
Get the Dream Hands Dancemug. A Woman or Man who provides a much needed service to the horny people in the world ....... if you get what i mean ;)
Man 1: Shelly is the biggest hand artist in the town.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.
by Handy McAndy November 17, 2013
Get the hand artistmug. by AlphabetDoctor23 August 1, 2025
Get the On-handed commentmug. When a someone who has a deformed hand or is missing a finger gives you a hand job until the big top explodes.
by Mr.Stupidface April 12, 2022
Get the Hand Circusmug.