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Liar's Hair 

When Heat and Humidity reach a perfect balance hair falls into a category where it is known as Liar's Hair.
It is going to rain tomorrow morning. I bet I get liar's hair around noon.
Liar's Hair by J.Chamberlain June 11, 2011

johnson's hair 

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!

Sharon Stoned Hair 

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.
1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."
Sharon Stoned Hair by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

Trailer Park Hair 

Hair style that is so unappealing, that it just kills whatever sexual or romantic vibe your have with a woman
"When Sally walked out of her mom's camper, she could of been bangable. Until I saw that she had trailer park hair
Trailer Park Hair by Bond_006.5 January 18, 2015

Junior's hair 

I wish I had Junior's hair
Junior's hair by 6/&:8,7?&,! April 11, 2016

Tie my hair like Chauntae 

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.
Tie my hair like Chauntae.