right-wing nut job

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.

*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"

by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023

A Rummy Job

This is my third, Sheryl Crow's, "Soak Up The Sun" joke. If she gets "A Rummy Job" from Goliath Games, as a Rumi K, dealer, this means, she hates this game! My joke, on the lyric: "I've got a crummy job!"

Sheryl Crow, complains Goliath Games, has given her, "A Rummy Job" when she wanted, to be a poker dealer, instead! A joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022

good tip job

1.)a favor, gift, advice, or service.

2.)in basketball, tipping the ball back in to the hoop whilst rebounding.

3.)fellatio.

"last time he had a good tip job, is when he went baseline, and tipped the rebound in, and the coach said "good tip job."

by _gp_ January 8, 2010

Brick job

When they jerk you off while wearing Lego hands.

I need a good brick job right now.

by NeedOxygenPlease July 12, 2024

pruinie job

When a man gets cold and his cock shrivells up into a small prune

Jordan: yo I just jumped in the lake and I got a pruinie job

Kumah: no way ! Gimmie a squeeze

by Swagmoneyyolobitches June 18, 2017

Job on

Irish slang

Loosely translates to let's do this.

Job on lads, easy money

by Jobbo 69420 October 29, 2022