steerage ears

Dumbo shaped ears that stick out more east/west than north/south. They have to stick through the hairdo to count.

Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.

It's the hot chick on CNN with the blonde hair and steerage ears sticking out. She would be fun to hold onto.

by jakestewart291 October 28, 2021

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elf ears!!!

Real elf ears are pointy ears, perfect for the renaissance festival!
People back back BACK in the day, thought elfs had magical powers 🧝 ♀️ 🧝 ♂️ 🧝

Ppl: look at her! It looks like she has REAL elf ears!!!
Ppl: are they real? Wow, the renaissance festival is full of crazy people!

by Bunny blue November 6, 2021

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razors.earwax

The coolest mutual, can be questionable at times but otherwise an amazing mutual who deserves my entire family.

“Hey have you met razors.earwax?”

by youshallnotknowme November 20, 2021

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Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021

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Dirty Earl

After defecating into a toilet (do not flush), the person who has defeacated, put their sexual partners head in the toilet, while having intercourse with them from behind. As their head is in the toilet they start to puke. Making their body clinch, while the other person is inside of them.

While Becky's head was in the toilet, getting "Dirty Earl'ed" she started to rethink her life's decisions

by Bull Titan August 19, 2021

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